Emo Philips

Emo Philips

Birthday: 7 February 1956, Chicago, Illinois, USA
Birth Name: Phil Soltanec
Height: 188 cm
Emo Philips was born on February 7, 1956 in Chicago, Illinois, USA as Phil Soltanec. He is an actor and writer, known for UHF (1989), Emo Philips Live (1987) and The Aristocrats (2005). He has been married to Kipleigh Brown since November 5, 2011. He was previously married to Carmi and Judy Tenuta.
Emo Philips
Emo Philips
Emo Philips
Emo Philips
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second...Show more »
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote. Show less «
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your ...Show more »
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, how are you going to get into the corners?" Show less «
...and always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said 'A truck!'
...and always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said 'A truck!'
Everyone, everywhere, and all the time, used to laugh at me when I was growing up. So, when I was ar...Show more »
Everyone, everywhere, and all the time, used to laugh at me when I was growing up. So, when I was around 18, I thought, 'I'll become a comedian, and then if everyone laughs at me, I'll be famous.' So I went on stage one night and, for the first time in my life, everyone stopped laughing at me. Show less «
Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
What is eternity? You're on the checkout line at a supermarket. There are seven people in front of y...Show more »
What is eternity? You're on the checkout line at a supermarket. There are seven people in front of you. They are all old. They all have two carts and coupons for every item. They are all paying by check. None of them have ID. It's the checkout girl's first day on the job. She doesn't speak any English. Take away fifteen minutes from that, and you begin to get an idea of what eternity is. Show less «
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, w...Show more »
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe. Show less «
Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they ar...Show more »
Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day. Show less «
I'm a great lover... I bet
I'm a great lover... I bet
Emo Philips's FILMOGRAPHY
as Actor (55)

Adventure Time - Season 6

eps 40

Adventure Time - Season 1

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Adventure Time - Season 9

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Adventure Time - Season 5

eps 52

Adventure Time - Season 7

eps 37

Adventure Time - Season 3

eps 14

Adventure Time - Season 8

eps 27

Adventure Time - Season 4

eps 13

Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Candace Against the Universe

HD

Adventure Time - Season 2

eps 13

Relative Strangers

HD

Space Ghost Coast to Coast - Season 1

eps 10

Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

HD

8 Out of 10 Cats - Season 22

eps 10

8 Out of 10 Cats - Season 21

eps 11

Crashing (US) - Season 3

eps 8

Crashing (US) - Season 2

eps 8

Adventure Time - Season 10

eps 14

Review - Season 3

eps 3

8 Out of 10 Cats - Season 20

eps 10

Crashing (US) - Season 1

eps 8

Welcome to the Wayne - Season 1

eps 7

Funny as Hell - Season 6

eps 6
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Annabelle: Creation
2017
IMDb: 7
109 min
Country: United States
Genre: Thriller, Horror, Mystery
Twelve years after the tragic death of their little girl, a dollmaker and his wife welcome a nun and several girls from a shuttered orphanage into ...
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Emo Philips'S roles

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Joe Earley